The last ten years theres only one thing I've known for sure
Thats where I'd be sorted if I went to Hogwarts
Thinking back on all the sweaters, robes and ties I bought
All my clothes are my house colors, then again maybe not

What if Pottermore sorts me in the wrong house?
I dont know what i would do
What if Pottermore sorts me in the wrong house?
I think I'd freak out and so would you

Do you wanna be in Hufflepuff
By the kitchen making sandwiches loyally
You're an exceptionally good finder
Now you've finally found the house for you

Do you wanna be in Ravenclaw?
Study buddies with Luna and Cho Chang
Wit beyond measure is your greatest treasure
Braniacs with their nose stuck in a book

Do you wanna be in Gryffindor?
A hero like Ron, Harry, Hermione
No you'll never have to think ahead
Cos all your plans are just gryffindor on three

Do you wanna be in Slytherin?
Cunning, Ambitious, and you'll always get your way
Sure, you're a little evil
But its pretty cool to talk to snakes

We all have those friends
Who sort themselves in to the wrong houses
Now that ends, tonight

A day of reckoning for all the Slytherins
Enoughs enough with all fake Hufflepuffs
Its not what you thought, youre not a Ravenclaw
No you're not in Gryffindor, no you're not anymore