A pill to feel stronger
A pill to feel glad
A pill to calm down
When you're going mad

A pill to loss weight
A pill to be fucked
(are you kidding me? ZONKED, ZONKED you fool)
When you need to sleep
Or want to stay up

A pill to dance longer
A pill to make love
A pill to feel focused
Of all the above

A pill not to worry
A pill for the pain
All of these pills
Will help you maintain

A pill to dance longer
A pill to make love
A pill to feel focused
Of all the above

Some will feel dopey
Some make you numb
Some will feel speedy
Then you will have fun

A pill to forget
A pill to remember
Some take more pills
From May to September

A pill not to worry
A pill for the pain
All of these pills
Will help you maintain