Holy Shit it's Christmas
It is that time of year
La la la la la
Drink another beer
Holy Shit it's Santa
What's he doing here
What's he got in that bag
Crappy holiday cheer
If I don't get me some vodka
You can kiss my rearrrr!
Holy Shit it's Santa
It is that time of year
Fuck it
Holy shit it's grandpa
He's 91
He always smells like fruitcake
Always gives me none
He thinks I am a schmuck
And that my wifes a OHHHHH
Holy shit it's grandpa
It is that time of year
Now it's Freaking Christmas
And now you know the score
I got me pulled over
And they slammed the damn door
Says I was drunk
And that I don't know anyone
Now it's Freaking Christmas
And now you know the score
Let's take it home!