Chorus

Baby where's my bottle
Where'd you go and hide it again
You say that I've been bad well this is makin' me mad
And I'm 'bout to throw a big ole fit
I gotta show in Austin
And they wanna see me rockin' tonight
Baby where's my bottle
Don't make this honky tonk grown man cry

1st v

Girl you knew when you met me
I wasn't playin' pretend
That I was anything, but a guitar pickin', singin', 30 somethin' year old kid
I'm gonna throw a temper tantrum tony lamas stompin' all over the floor
If I don't find what me and my salt and lime are all right here lookin for

Chorus

Baby where's my bottle
Where'd you go and hide it again
You say that I've been bad well this is makin' me mad
And I'm 'bout to throw a big ole fit
I gotta show in Austin
And they wanna see me rockin' tonight
Baby where's my bottle
Don't make this honky tonk grown man cry

Solo

2nd v

Remember when you put me in time out
Down at the honky tonk bar
Said I was bein' loud and rude a little terrible two told me to wait for you in the car
Well I know it's gotta hurt you doin' what's best for me
But there are certain days I have to get my way and I'm beggin' pretty, pretty please, with sugar on top

Chorus

Baby where's my bottle
Where'd you go and hide it again
You say that I've been bad well this is makin' me mad
And I'm 'bout to throw a big ole fit
I gotta show in Austin
And they wanna see me rockin' tonight
Baby where's my bottle
Don't make this honky tonk grown man cry

Baby where's my bottle
Don't make this honky tonk grown man cry