C-F-G or D-G-A

(F)I love you, and (C)you love me, (G)PDA for the (C)world to see
(F)Kissin' and a Huggin' doing (C)shoppin' chores
(G)Up and down the isle at the Wal Mart (C)Store

We get (C)all dressed up when we (G)go out and shop
My Me(C)talica shirt and your (G)halter top
(C)Wearin' my bermudas, you got (G)spandex on
(C)And we're both (G)wearing our thongs
(F)Mine on ma-feet, yours (C)crawlin' up ya-ass
(G)Walkin' 'round Wal Mart showin' our (C)class

Break (F-1,2) (C-3,4) (G-1,2) (C-3,4)
(F-1,2) (C-3,4) (G-1,2,3) (C-4-1,2,3)

(C)I'll push the cart, (G)you get some chips
(C)I'll get my beer while(G)you get some dips
(C)Get some Snickers and some (G)chili and beans
(C)Carton of smokes and some (G) Slim Jim (C)things
(F) Pay with Lone star card (C)don't use cash
(G)Shoppin' at Wal Mart showin' our (C)class

(F)I love you, and (C)you love me, (G)PDA for the (C)world to see
(F)Kissin' and a Huggin' doing (C)shoppin' chores
(G)Up and down the isle at the Wal Mart (C)Store

Break (F-1,2) (C-3,4) (G-1,2) (C-3,4)
(F-1,2) (C-3,4) (G-1,2,3) (C-4-1,2,3)

(C)I got a tatoo and (G)so do you
(C)Yours says 'Love', mine (G)'Born To Lose'
(C)Mine's on my leg, (G)yours is on your back
(C)Mine below my knee, yours (G)just above your (C)crack
(1,2,3,4)
Yah we (F)done 'em ourselves and we (C)got us a rash
(G)Display 'em at Wal Mart showin' our (C)class

Break (F-1,2) (C-3,4) (G-1,2) (C-3,4)
(F-1,2) (C-3,4) (G-1,2,3) (C-4-1,2,3)

(C)Might go drive around, (G)drink some beers
(C)Shoot road signs, throw (G)bottles at queers
(C)Stop at the roadside, (G)take us a pee
(C)We don't work we're living (G)wild and (C)free
(1,2,3,4)
Yah we (F)top off our tank with (C)dirt cheap gas
(G)Dance around Wal Mart showin' our (C)class

(F)I love you, and (C)you love me, (G)PDA for the (C)world to see
(F)Kissin' and a Huggin' doing (C)shoppin' chores
(G)Up and down the isle at the Wal Mart (C)Store

Break (F-1,2) (C-3,4) (G-1,2) (C-3,4)
(F-1,2) (C-3,4) (G-1,2,3) (C-4-1,2,3)

Kazoo