2 3 Forever and a day on my way on my way
I thought about this for a while
Here's what I have to say:
I punched a girl in the face
Pretty fun when I was 5
I got my head kicked by a horse
But I am still alive

Sounds like the last thing to be - is me

My self-confidence grew
And I tried to be cool
Jumped from a 10 foot platform
But I missed the pool
Then it finally happened what
Overnight made me a pro
Age 13 front row - maiden show!

Sounds like the last thing to be
Sounds really lame but not to me

It's pretty pretty pretty amazing
How the condition became so severe
It's pretty pretty awkwardly crazy
How little expertism lives in here
Write a word sign a note
Ib thenext episode pay the rent
What the fuzz?
Ride around in a bus
It's pretty pretty pretty amazing to see
How boring it is to be me

Guestlist people keep
Knocking on the door
Pina colada sipping
Jaeger dripping on the floor
I look around in my place
A thousand things that I prefer
My only luxury item is flavored toilet paper
I got no flatscreen digital super x-y-z
But when I turn the TV on
Myself is smiling at me
I got no money in the bank
And no midget named Joe
I got no bitches in my pool
But a music video

Sounds like the last thing to be
Sounds really lame but not to me

It's pretty pretty pretty....

Don't feel sorry for me
Let's high five and embrace
Because I don't need to have
A new name and face
I'm alright I'm okay
It's my game that I play