It's too fast it's too slow
It's too country too rock and roll
It's too happy to sad to short or it's way too long
Yeah and it's too bad they don't just

Chorus:
Play the song play the song
Turn it up loud enough we all can sing along
And let the people decide if the music is right or it's wrong
Man it's a shame instead of playing the game
Play the song play the song

It's too Garth too George Strait
Too right down the center too left of the plate
The hook's too weak or the subject matter's way too strong whatever
Yeah and it's too bad they don't just

Repeat Chorus

Bridge:
and it's too bad if you ask me
Our song's gotta be so darn P.C.
so DAMN P.C.

Repeat Chorus

Play the song play the song
Play the song play the song
Play the song play the song