All week long now you've been promising you'd spend today at home
And I've got your honey do list all made up ready to go
Now you're loading up your fishing gear say your buddy's on his way
Before you pull out the drive, honey all I'm gonna say

Is I feel a headache coming on
And I think this one's a doozy
It might last all week long
So go on, that's fine, have a good time
But remember while you're gone
I feel a headache coming on

Don't forget you got a birthday coming up real soon
And I bought something special, I was gonna wear for you
I had a big night all planed out just you and me alone
Hope you have more luck fishing than you will when you get home

Cause I feel a headache coming on
And I think this one's a doozy
It might last all month long
So go on, that's fine, have a good time
But remember while you're gone
I feel a headache coming on

Now if you're dead set on going
I don't wanna change your plans
But you know I can hold out a lot longer than you can

And I feel a headache coming on
And I think this one's a migraine
It might last all year long
So go on, that's fine, have a good time
But remember while you're gone
I feel a headache
I'm warning you for your sake
I feel a headache coming on

Haha honey
I thought you'd see it my way