Verse 1:

I'm up early
and i don't remember what i did last night
there's some guy in my bed but he's cute
so i guess that it's alright
feeling refreshed
no tension or stress
must be these new shoes or this new dress
(yea i stole it)
From this ritzy, foofy b*tch
who though that she was the sh*t
but i set her straight
she best appreciate
and not mess with my head today

Chorus

Cuz im having
a very brady day
a day where all my cares just float away
im having a very brady day
it feels like payday
even though its tuesday
birds start singing
pigs are flying
i don't even care if my boyfriends alive
im having a very brady day
a very very very very
a very brady day

Verse 2:

I'm singing on the elevator
as i make my way to day two of torture
in my office
where my boss is
permanently pissed
cuz he's got the dirty itch
from the secretary
and yes she's married
(but i don't give a...)

Chorus:

Cuz im having
a very brady day
a day where all my cares just float away
im having a very brady day
it feels like payday
even though its tuesday
birds start singing
pigs are flying
i don't even care if my boyfriends alive
im having a very brady day
a very very very very
a very brady day

Bridge:

Don't complain
it's all about how you see it
don't be a drain on yourself
and everybody else
you can be a buzzkill like the mansons
or you can have a
have a very brady day...


Chorus:

Cuz im having
a very brady day
a day where all my cares just float away
im having a very brady day
it feels like payday
even though its tuesday
birds start singing
pigs are flying
i don't even care if my boyfriends alive
im having a very brady day
a very very very very
a very brady day