Gettin' numbers off the bathroom wall
you're feelin' lonely so you give em' a call
You never thought that this could happen to you
Please forgive me for the things that I do

Doin' doughnuts in the neighbors yard
maxin' out your mama's credit cards
lookin' for love in all the wrong places
don't know the names
but you know the faces

What goes up will come back down
so you better get outta town
What was I thinkin'
what was I thinkin'
when I got so drunk I shaved my head
threw up on my best friend's bed

Gettin' hammered on the way to school
walkin' in thinkin' man I rule
my teacher gave me x because he was a prick
he said I hate your little ass
you guys make me sick

In the mornin' you will realize
ain't no denyin' you won first prize
Playin' naked games of twister
you knew that she was ugly
but you couldn't resist her


What goes up will come back down
so you better get outta town
What was I thinkin'
what was I thinkin'
when I got so drunk I shaved my head
threw up on my best friend's bed
What was I thinkin'
what was I thinkin'
when I got so drunk I shaved my head
threw up on my best friend's bed

I was half naked and my head was shaved
when I woke up
in the back of my neighbor's pickup truck
Ow

What was I thinkin
what was I thinkin
when I got so drunk I shaved my head
hooked up with her mom instead
What was I thinkin
what was I thinkin
When I got so drunk I shaved my head
threw up on my best friend's bed
What was I thinkin'
what was I thinkin'
when I got so drunk I shaved my head
threw up on my best friend's bed