I've got a friend who is 24
He's got a sticker upon his door saying
I am the evil one
I'm the devil who's having fun
He's the captain and he's the bear
He's the one who is nice and fair
Drinking beer in the afternoon
Met a girl and they got married soon

Keep your monsters on the monster's wall
Don't let them near you
Hide until you hear me call
Don't let them see you - let them see you
Monster on the monster's wall
Don't let them feed you
And they will lie and cheat to make you fall
Don't let them get you - let them get you too

Love can blind you or cast a spell
And he took you on a trip to hell
You got some diamonds
And you got some gold
Play with fire but you're so cold
Don't believe them don't say anything
I'm innocent don't you know
The demon told her to hold him close
It's the one you love that hurts the most