I'm day dreamin of my future boyfriend,
he's my favorite person and my number one friend
Every time I get drunk I try to seduce him
so I can't drink around him it's becoming a problem
I've only got two hands but I'm ambidextrous
I can do many things at the same time
they say its dangerous but baby I'm just askin
is it promiscuous or is it multitaskin?

I got a problem with monogamy,
I don't think that it was meant for me
I got a boyfriend, its not enough for me
31 flavors boy I gotta have variety

my methods are somewhat unconventional
and clash with that old cliche
hey hey, save your corny ass candle light dinner for two
I'd rather have a hot all you can eat buffet
I need a lot of activity to stir my senses I like it when it's real intense, when I'm with one man, I kinda feel like I'm dyin so consider my infidelities self defense

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I got quite an appetite
maybe I'm a little sick
but at lease I aint no anorexic
guys don't like them skinny chicks
I just wont settle for a carrot stick
when I can have a chocolate cake
I'll bake you up and make you mine
lick you up a thousand times

ooo that boy looks mighty fine
and this one tastes so bland
but I should wait a half an hour
or I could get a cramp

mama says I shouldn't try to have a boyfriend
if one aint enough for me
see my problem is I always tend to lose my focus
maybe I got A.D.D.
so don't be so disappointed baby
perhaps the problem aint you
I think I got over 30 personalities
and every single one needs some attention too

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