A pity she does not exist,
a shame he's not a fag.
The only girl I ever loved was Andrew in drag.
There is no hope of love for me,
from here on I'll go stag.
The only girl I'll even love is Andrew in drag.
Andrew in drag
Andrew in drag
Andrew in drag
yeah
I dunno why I even went,
it's really not my bag.
Just thought it might be funny to see Andrew in drag.
The moment he walked on the stage my tail began to wag.
Wag like a little wiener dog for Andrew in drag
Andrew in drag
Andrew? in drag
Andrew in drag
yeah
I've always been a ladies man
and I don't have to brag,
but I become a mama's boy for Andrew in drag.
I'd sign away my trust fund,
I would even sell the Jag.
If I could spend my misspent youth with Andrew in drag.
Andrew in drag
Andrew in drag
Andrew in drag
yeah
So stick him in a dress?
and he's the only boy I'd shag.
The only boy I'd anything is Andrew in drag.
I'll never see that girl again,
he did it as a gag.
I'll pine away forevermore for Andrew in drag.