I'm no good at chatting up and I always get rebuffed,
Enough to drive me to the brink, but I do no washing up,
I always leave the stuff piled up, a-piled up in the sink,
But you'll always find him in the kitchen at parties,

Me and my girlfriend, we argued, and she ran away from home,
She must've found somebody new,
And now I'm all alone, living on my own,

What am I supposed to do?
That's why you'll always find him in the kitchen at parties,
You will always find him in the kitchen at parties,

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Then I met this debutante I said I like new wave rock,
She was into french cuisine but I ain't no cordon bleu,
This was at some do in bethnal green,
I had no luck with her,

You'll still find him in kitchen at parties,
You will still find him in kitchen at parties,

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At last I met a pretty girl and she laughed and talked with me,
We both walked out of the kitchen and we danced in a new way,

And now I've done my time in the kitchen at parties (at parties)
I've done my time in the kitchen at parties (at parties)
He's done his time in the kitchen at parties,
He's done his time in the kitchen at parties (at parties)
He's done his time in the kitchen at parties,
He's done his time in the kitchen at parties