We now return to celeberty Apprentehh
Donald Trump: Now little John why do you think your team lost?
Lil John: HHWHAT?
Donald Trump: Ur spost to be this great rapper how'd you loose a rap battle w/ the deaf bitch?
Announcer: We interupt your program for a special word from the president of Americaa
President: My fellow americans i have uh some shit to tell u i know 1 president getting sum anal from michelle. bitch i got him saw bin laden out in pakistan & shot him in the dome & told him there u go i got him yo solved a fuckin problem joe let's break out the hennessy everybody smack a bitch around from here to tennessee now let us see which dirka dirka wants another round w/ me thought i told u crackers u dont wanna fuck around w/ me
Osama: Ay bro recognize me? I look like the durrky selling you a slurpee so much noise about me everybody judge me no1 ever loves me they say that im dead but they don't even know i work at liquor store they test my D-N-A this says kareem abdul jabar yeah that's him i drive a cab in new york i did 9/11 i fight for jihad al quaida give me discount card
President: bitch please...b-b-b bitch please get off ur fuckin camel get ur fuckin sandals taking we're taking all ur fuckin countries from u fuckin monkeys
Osama: Bro im from africa i come from baghdad the jews took my cologne i smell like a dog
Press: mr president who sould we blow up next?
President: Well i know prince william he livin like a king he don't do shit he just sit & get shit for free how the hell r u gon let him pay his wedding w/ the money he took from u mother fucker let him pay for it what a bunch of pale cross bred yea they all fail 1 of them is dead & the others should be all in jail oh prince charles livin large but ur mom in charge fuck u william & tell the queen to slob all on my knob
Queen: we're all livin like kings raping all the peasants takin all their presents so much nice things we could have it all we take it from the poor (hee hee) they say we're imbred i gotta fuck me cousin take a look at london they mad they want bread but they can eat me ass poo
President: bitch please...b-b-bitch please take off the fuckin crown & blow ur fuckin man bitch hey queen get off the fuckin horse & make a fuckin sandwich
Osama: bro fuck you william & fuck ur fat whore. bitch you can suck my balls. i fuck u by force
Donald Trump: hello my name is donnie trump i make a billion every time i take a dump...i don't need to win the white house i'll just buy it. I bought the taliban & told osama that he's fired. Now ima smart guy what the hell's this royal wedding? i bought the palace & i'll move in when im fuckin ready so when u see the prince of england stare & point & say "ay u got some free shit bozo" u got some free shit, free shit, it's free shit! bitch please get all ya fuckin boys & watch my fuckin show yeah taking we're taking all ya fuckin oil yeah bitch o'doyle rules
Osama: bro i'm from africa don't fuck with my bros my crew's from mexico i blow myself up
President: my fellow americans today osama bin laden was found at a 7-11 in pakistan,ohio. i greeted him there myself w/ a birthday card as i haven't seen him in over 10 years i asked him to come to my daughter's birthday party. he declined so i shot him in the face myself we can all rest assured that michelle will be giving me a blowjob tonight w/ her mouth this time...am i really the 1st black man that has to convince ppl i killed somebody? michelle what's that smell?