Yo man, I'm Joe Kony. I adopt kids
And teach them to fight the white man
Here's my side of the story.

I live in Nigeria, I am a Nigero
Everybody's starving here
Because KFC is closed

Please send 10 cents to me
My address is
(african language used here)
I'm chief of mmdar urrdm dlolol Tribe
My name is Joe Kony, I snatch kids from your tree
While Jason Russell jacks off publicly, allegedly

We are all living in the jungle, Dying from the hunger
No one in the Congo has any clothes
I'm a spear chucking fighter Cutting off vagina's
I can read or write but i can go
(Weird african language again.)

We are all living in the Jungle, Jungle
I live in africa
We are all living in the Jungel, Jungle
Bleeding from our bungholes
Please give me a phone call, ask for joe

We are a proud people living in Zimbabwe
You can see our nipples inside of magazines
You get email from me I'm prince of Uganda
I give you money whats your bank account number

I'm in the jungle raping with my uncle
Sleeping in the bunker in Cameroun
I am a spear chucking fighter working for AlQaeda
Go onto your flight with a bomb in my shoe

We are all living in the jungle, jungle
We all live in africa we are all living with no water
Please send me a quarter
I can eat my daughter we canibals

Africa is a good good country
Everyone here is wearing undies
Bono came here and stayed with me
I know that hes gay but proud he come to my shit country

We must send these people aids,
top of the morning to ya have you seen me lucky charms
Would you like a potato?

Jungle, Dying from the hunger
No one in the congo has any clothes
I am a spear chucking fighter, Cutting off vaginas
I can't read or write but i can go
(Weird african language yet again.)

We are all living in the jungle, Jungle We live in africa
We are all living in the jungle
Bleeding from our bunghole
Please give me a phone call ask for Joe

Kony steals little boys and her jerks em off
Kony steals little boys and her jerks em off
Kony steals little boys and her jerks em off