i eat food to satisfy my hunger
i drink water to quench my thirst
i use my mouth and air to blow balloon up
and prick with pin to watch it burst
to make noise i use my breathe
to unlock doors i use a key
when i'm looking for something i use my eyes
i use booze to unlock me

sweep so i can sleep x 2
sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep

i wear shoes so i can run
as to avoid the broken glass
i wear the pants because they suit me
and to discourage the pinchin of ass
i'll tell a joke to make you laugh
i'll close the door to have a cry
they say that change and pain is a positive thing
so have i changed since you died

sweep so i can sleep x 2
sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep

don't ask my ehy i smoke i don't know
but i drink to get drunk (x 4)