It falls off the top of my head
just like snow.
I've tried all the other brands,
I need more (he needs more) control.

It's winter, winter in July.
Well I guess that I'm not going out tonight.
Alright!

These split ends will be the end of me!
Now all the evidence is on my shoulders.
I just need a little more leave-in
conditioner.

It's winter, winter in July.
Well I guess that I'm not going out tonight.
Alright! Fuck!

Oh I feel the tingle it's working, it's working! (Work)
Uh uh, that's not a tingle it's burning, it's burning! (Burn)

So now I can't put my black suit on tonight.
I guess I can't put my black suit on tonight.
(I guess I'm wearing white)
I can't put my black suit on tonight! Fuck!