Intro Convers.:

Alright mate, well you know I can't dance, innit?
That's why I never go on the dance floor,I don't wanna look stupid
Cause I'm not Beyonce or Ricky Martin, brov, you know?
But you know what, yeah?
Every time I hear this tune...I'm doing dodgy moves!

Verse:

Oh boy I feel-a-feel so horny,
When I see you look-a-look up on me
Aha-aha
Oh boy the way you move so sexy,
Feels like bubble in a can of Pepsi
Aha-aha
Pam pam param param pam param,
Pam pam pam param param pam param,
Pam pam param param pam param,
Aha-aha
X2

Mid Convers.:

No, no, no, no, no!
I don't need no cheap stuff, brov',
I need proper quality dance courses!
You know the one when I'm on the dance floor,
All the girls jump on meLike sharks on the blood, brov!
But until then...

Chorus:

I'm doing dodgy moves!
Oi, I'm on some dodgy moves,
I'm doing, doing dodgy moves,
Oi, I'm on some dodgy moves.

Verse:

Oh boy I feel-a-feel so horny,
When I see you look-a-look up on me
Aha-aha
Oh boy the way you move so sexy,
Feels like bubble in a can of Pepsi
Aha-aha
Pam pam param param pam param,
Pam pam pam param param pam param,
Pam pam param param pam param,
Aha-aha
X2

Final Convers.:

Oi, it's been a month now,
I took 500 dance lessons
Well, look at me now -Sisco Gomez career is over, mate!
However,
There's still a problem, brov,
Every time DJ plays that tune...

Chorus:

I'm doing dodgy moves!
Oi, I'm on some dodgy moves,
I'm doing, doing dodgy moves,
Oi, I'm on some dodgy moves.